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WARNING: GLOBAL CATASTROPHE LOOMS

May 4, 2013

Be afraid, be very, very afraid!

Ignore Gore and focus on the real crisis that threatens our very existance. It is not global warming, or an ice-age, or astroid, or aliens, or a nuclear holocost or even Michael Moores breath!! It’s…it’s…

Planet Imbalance

The science is settled, people. The earth is flat. The Capeurnicas Helio-Centric Solar System Scam is the basis of an evil alien capitalist plot to divert solar and cosmic energy from the earth to the beorgeoisie planets! The sun, moon, stars and planets orbit around our flat earth.

Flat Earth

Why do you think the world’s population explosion is taking place in the Eastern hemi-flat? Don’t be stupid! When the Plutonian orchestrated imbalance of humanity reaches critical mass, the earth will tip over and we’ll all fall off!

Earth Tip

While Michael Moore is doing his best to shift weight west, it’s not enough. If you don’t act in the next five minutes we’re all gonna die!! It’s all over but the screaming. You’re children’s future is at stake! You must act now!

 Send check, cash, money order, gold/silver bullion, negotiable bonds and/or your firstborn male children to:

SwedeWorld

C/O North Pole P.O.

Arctic Circle

This post was inspired by yet more weird and wacky explanations from Al & Pals trying to explain the present coldest spring on record.

 

GORE PLANET

Memo to Al Gore:

  • When science is settled, it is no longer science, but dogma, politics or worse.

  • There is zero compelling evidence that humans contribute in any significant way to global warming.

  • There is no demonstrable evidence linking local severe weather events with global warming.

MannCredible scientific method gathers experimental data to test a hypothesis leading to a conclusion. AGW is the antithesis – beginning with a conclusion then seeking data in support of that conclusion. Michael Mann’s “Hockey Stick Graph”, the smoking gun, slam dunk, irrefutable evidence in support of Gore’s “Inconvenient Truth” scam has been debunked. The data was manipulated and misrepresented. The real data shows no temperature increase over the last hundred years – but in fact a decline which Mann and AGW scientists are desperate to hide.

Penn State investigated Mann for academic fraud and misconduct for his bogus research – BUT – said investigation was performed by former Penn State President Graham Spanner – the same guy who investigated Jerry Sandusky and Joe Paterno and found no behavioral misconduct.

Global Warming Explanations Made Up as They Go Along

“You can make up any analogy you want, but the fact is that computer models don’t show that change,” Pat Michaels, a climatologist and senior fellow at the Cato Institute told The Daily Caller. It is, said Michaels, the “core problem of climatology:” “It is attempting to explain everything even when everything becomes contradictory.”

“They make this stuff up as they go along,” said Myron Ebell, director of the Center of Energy and Environment at the Competitive Enterprise Institute.

“This failure to skillfully predict any of the extreme weather patterns we have seen in the past should be a wake-up call to policymakers and the public that the climate science community is overselling the prediction skill that is possible,” writes Roger Pielke Sr… “Moreover, until and unless they can skillfully predict observationally documented CHANGES in the statistics (probabilities) of the different major circulation patterns, their explanations are necessarily flawed.  There is no evidence that the global climate model multi-decadal predictions (and even shorter term runs on a year or less into the future) have the needed skill.”

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